Paparazzi

It’s no use hiding – they’ve already recognised you! Flash! Dazzle! Flash!

Every guest is a celebrity for 15 seconds, as the Paparazzi mistake each of them for someone famous. A riotous and hilarious welcome for your guests, guaranteed to get any event off to a great start.

(NB if your guests are celebs they’ll be mistaken automatically for other, less deserving celebs!)